got social media obsession?

Do you tweet or update from the car?
Do you post pictures of your pet on Facebook?
Do you tweet or post from the restroom at your office to try to hide your “habit”?
Have you ever been reprimanded at the office for spending too much time on social networks?
Do you live tweet from meetings and conferences?
Do you have an explicit strategy for acquiring Foursquare mayorships?
Have you quit a job because they decided to block access to social networks?
Do you live tweet television shows and other events?
Have you given up TV entirely in favor of social networking?
Do you tweet while you’re eating dinner at a restaurant?
Do you spend more time on social networks than talking to friends on the phone?
Do you talk incessantly about Twitter, Facebook and other social networks to your friends?
Do you sleep with your iPhone…just in case you want to tweet or post to Facebook?
Have you ever gotten out of bed in the middle of the night to tweet from your PC?
Do you dream about the tweets you want to make in the morning?
Do you tweet before you’ve even had coffee?
Do you feel anxious when you get to a location that doesn’t have wireless access?
Has it been less than 24 hours since your last tweet?

Am I right?